Physiology acting cruel with me

Assalamualaikum wbt

Okay, today I wanna talk bout my exam
Freaky final ahah!

It started at 6 may
with physiology
oh no
I should bold and enlarge this in order to show the ranking of priority
I started exam with PHYSIOLOGY
ok, it feels good
at least...
=.=

You know what
Physiology is more likely History subject
With all mechanisms and stuffs
Urgh..
Make me worn out sometimes
Or feeling like Timah Einstein one at a time

You need to memorize every single detail in Physiology books
not to forget the cover too!
hahaha

Then, I remember what my Doktorah said (read doktorah:professor)
If you want to be a good doctor, you must understand everything.

Holla!

So, I sat for the exam
Once I got the paper
Dang!

The first questions caught my eyes:
1) Give an account on plethysmography

I blurred
BINGO!

What the hell plethysmography is?
Never know the word
Never even heard it


Bergerak ke soalan seterusnya pulak

2) Closing critical pressure

Timah rasa na menari2 ja dalam dewan kuliah nih
Apa benda alah la
Lain yang aku baca
Lain yang naik apa masalahnya?

Pastu ada case
Paling menarik lah
Dy suruh kira Mean Arterial Blood Pressure

Realitinya: Systolic-1/3(Diastolic pressure)
Tapi aku hentam jawab sebab menggelabah habes
Mean ABP = systolic-diastolic

Argh.......
Rasa nak menjerit

Ok, let bygones be bygones

Move on to the practical and oral exam
Which falls four days after written exam

Practical sangat okay sebab dapat test blood grouping
Pastu gebang habes pasal Rhesus factor kat doktorah
Spots question pun okay
Anyway, everything is okay la...
Alhamdulillah..

Then here comes for oral
Yabedabedu!

Sangat takut okay
Aku tak baca langsung branch CVS dengan blood
Kat mesir untuk first year medic kena belajar 5branch
-Cardiovascular system (CVS)
-Cell, nerve, and muscle
-Blood
-Autonomic Nervous System
-Respiration

Yada2 whatsoever

Pastu kena dua round
First dengan doktorah perempuan
Sempoi habes
Dy duduk sambil makan swing gum
Aku sampai ja terus dy tanya:
"Tell me about peripheral resistance?"  Erk? Aku yang baru nak menggelabah biawak redah ja jawab. Hee
Overall soalan dy ok la. takdakla membunuh

Then second round
Doktorah lelaki pulak
Aku dah bagi salam duduk segala bagai
Terus dy tanya:
"Are you misrian? (read:misrian is orang mesir)
Aku yang baru tengah nak cool
"Is it one of the oral questions?" Doktorah tu gelak nak rak sambil geleng
Aku pun geleng la.
"If you are not misrian, then why your face look like one? are your father misrian?"
(notes:aku bukak purdah bila masuk universiti)
Apalah doktorah nih
mau 5minit gak la bertengkar dengan dy pasal muka aku
sama ada aku ni malaysians ka egyptian

cis...

Buang masa ja
Aku nak merdeka kat Beyt Hasanah

Cepatlah sikit =,=

Dy tak puas hati kat aku kot
Terus dy shoot dengan soalan:
"Tell me about aplastic anemia."
Dang! again...
*sigh*

Sekian terima kasihla...